Dot Hat: A Play

[Scene: Inside a very large woman's vagina is Cafe Vulva. Two men sit at a table]

Ian: Blog!
Mike: Yeah!

[Three weeks pass]

Mike: Blog?
Ian: WE'RE IN A BAND NOW

Fin.

Notes on the Old Logo While It Gets Changed

By the time you read this, the logo will probably be different. Alas, Love is my religion and I could die for that. I could die for you. That's Keats. For, uh, no other reason than to make me feel educated. I really don't even think that works in this setting. Whatever. It's the one line I know. Googled. Like, five minutes ago.

Anyway, this was the logo:


I don't think it's that bad. Still.

To break it down, the man on your left is Aristotle. He did things, we think. On your right is a dog. You might already be familiar.

Funny story about the latter:

Google's image search knew that I wanted a dog in a business suit by the time I typed "i." I feel like we've really gone somewhere spectacular as a species.